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STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSION. Depression is the cancer of our time. Only it's not real. And you don't rely on chemotherapy to treat it. Let me give you a very simple and extremely easy to follow set of steps to heal your stupid fucking depression.
Step 1: Grow a pair. Is there any other way to say it? If you're depressed because you're being abused, stand up for your self, chin up, and defy that who abuses you. if the abuse is life threatening and you're that scared of the abuser, I don't know what the fuck you're still doing there. Either get the police or run away, and those two things require a pair too, so you don't skip this step. GROW. A. PAIR.
Step 2: Do fun shit. How can you expect not to be depressed if you work a nine hour shift six days a week? I can understand, I've been there. So make the best you can out of your weekend. Go to paintball, bowling, skydiving, shit, take a stroll through the park or a little tour down the museums and curiosities of your city. If you live in a town, even better, I envy you in fact! There's so much you can do outside, get creative. Once you're distracted and get your adrenaline pumped, trust me, you won't remember no stupid fucking depression. Tell me if anyone in this video looks depressed to you:
Yeah, given, some of that shit looks fucking painful, but what's life without a little bit of risk? I'll tell you what it is... STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSION. And there's a reason this is step 2; to do it, you require the completion of step 1. MOVING ON.
Step 3: Set a goal. Me? I want to be a writer and an artist. This is why I'm so inactive over here. I've been working very hard on timelines, settings and the history of both of these, designing character personalities in depth and learning from the best by reading works I believe to be great in order to achieve this goal. Did you know J.K. Rowling spent seven whole years just setting shit up for her Harry Potter novels, and then it took her 10 years to complete the series? I haven't been inactive in terms of work, but rather in terms of online activity. Point is, I don't have time for STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSION, busy enough as it is, and so should be you.
Step 4: Watch cat videos. No explanation needed, just watch the video.
Step 5: Stop giving a fuck about what people think of you. Simple, right? If people have negative opinions of you or high expectations, you meet sadness and pressure. What the fuck are these two good for other than just making you depressed? I've never seen a fish cry because another fish thinks its eyes are separated too far apart, have you? How about a cat feeling down because the other cat thinks he's fat? Never in your life, right? EXACTLY. Why should YOU give a fuck?
As you can see, often, we may mistake depression for mere boredom. And when we do have depression, there are reasons for that. Well, fucking idiot, what are you doing sitting there and taking it up the ass? DO SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT'S GIVING YOU STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSION. With that said, this journal was written by someone with his fair share of studies in psychology. Medication is the most commonly used method when it should be absolute last resort (only when nothing written here works, then MAYBE you're actually sick with depression, but trust me, those cases are RARE, as in Stephen Hawking level of genius RARE, that RARE). If you feel depressed, either you're just bored or sad, NOT STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSED.
Hope this helps someone grow pair and fuck STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSION in the ass because I'm seriously sick of these self-entitled spoiled little whiny teenage brats who think they're depressed because they can't find a girlfriend/boyfriend, have low grades and are not told everyday that they're important and loved. SICK. AND. FUCKING. TIRED.
With that said, have a nice day. Before you go to a psychologist, make sure you follow through these 5 simple steps and see if you're really STUPID FUCKING DEPRESSED.